merry christmas, asshole! heart you, always. xo, faith
A Corkcicle Chillsner Beer Chiller, 2-Pack to keep your beer bottles cold (because you need it).
A wooden bowtie, with pocket square and lapel pin, for when I force you to get dressed up for work (like for New Years Eve, cough cough)
A christmas coffee mug, for my favorite asshole of a friend